You know, I’d be happy if they were plain old vanilla literate. I mean, what percentage of today’s high school graduates wouldn’t be able to spell "environmentally literate", even if you spotted them half the vowels?
[The most depressing thing about how hilarious that statement is, it’s 100% true. The intelligence of the American public is constantly being eroded. Most viciously by the public school systems who create the voters of tomorrow. Coincidence, I think not. –B]