Hell, most of ’em can’t make soup if it doesn’t come out of a can. But they can make drum circles in public parks!
[While I was in school I was amazed at the number of people who completely lacked the ability to survive on their own. I think the funniest thing was when I had to explain what the puncture side of a bottle opener was for.
This is what happens when parents do everything for their kids and never bother to actually teach them how to take care of themselves. -B]