It appears some TSA agent has figured out how to commit the perfect theft while being a TSA agent.
See, they stole property for an airline headed out of the country. That way they could blame it on services outside their control. What was so valuable to steal though?
It’s the missing cigarettes that clinched it for me though. With the missing cakes and all, they obviously forgot their smokes and needed some for their smoke break.
State Sponsored Criminal Count 256: John Doe
Because the TSA is nothing but a kleptomaniacs wet dream of an organization.