Tip: To mask the noise of racking the slide as you load up at the airport do it while the toilet is flushing.
[I started laughing uncontrollably as I read that. Then I started laughing even harder when I remembered a conversation from Saturday. It is easier and more fun too.-B]
@barronbarnett If you slam fired into the toilet, you could also easily exclaim “Damn, that was one hell of a burrito!”