In a just universe, that much fail concentrated in one organization would create a small, short-duration microsingularity that would simply erase the entire bureaucracy off the face of the planet, never to be heard from again. In our universe, the people in charge get raises, and we get our junk groped.
[The lack of critical thinking ability of some people astounds me. It seems that the majority of the populace seem to think that doing it again but this time harder somehow actually works. Not only do they want to do it harder, but they want you and they’re skipping the Vaseline. Just lie back and think of England. –B]