Here’s one giant bag of unpossible given these are anointed individuals.
Don’t worry though. I’m sure even with their gross negligence they will continue to be paid by the taxpayers during the investigation. Even if they do find something though, don’t fret because I’m sure the punishment will be more training. Never mind the fact that something ad dumb as this qualifies under the “You Can’t Fix Stupid” clause.
State Sponsored Criminal Count 303: Lawrence Burns
304: Charles Kim
305: Krzystof Ruszczyk
Because guns and alcohol only don’t mix if you’re a civilian. Just the same it’s only civilians who can always hold their liquor.