So Mr. Biden went out today and said the following:
VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: They’ve said it. Every Republican’s voted for it. Look at what they value and look at their budget and what they’re proposing. Romney wants to let the—he said in the first 100 days, he’s going to let the big banks once again write their own rules–unchain Wall Street. They’re going to put y’all back in chains. He’s said he’s going to do nothing about stopping the practice of outsourcing…
Ok sparky, I know you’re a little slow so I’ll try and make this patently obvious.
You and your buddies are the ones putting us in chains.
Let’s get something straight, the definition of slavery involves an involuntary relationship. IE the government taking more taxes out of its citizenry. I am free to enter or not enter into business with banks or other institutions. Likewise I wish that you meddling monkeys would keep your nose out of it and let the companies that are more promiscuous than that of a whore in a whore house fall flat on their face when their VD finally catches up with them.
The fact is numb nut, it is you and your buddy Fearless Leader which have laid chains upon us by forcing us enter into business with merchants. In so doing you have also engineered the system into failing so that in the end, Our Enemy the State will be our master.
You see I am forced to pay taxes at gun point, even if you waste and squander money in ways I consider frivolous. I am now forced to buy health care as well, and failure to do so results in me further paying my Uncle that has absolutely no fiscal sense.
I can make my choice of who I take a loan from. In so doing it is my responsibility to understand the terms and conditions of that loan. If a moron runs out and buys a house he can’t afford, well that’s his damn problem. He placed himself in those chains voluntarily.
You however Mr. Vice President have worked with your friend the President to lay upon us a very heavy set of chains. Frankly sir, I wish the two of you would do us both a favor and Fuck Off. I didn’t ask for any of this bull shit yet I’m being stuck with the bill.
As far as I’m concerned, when it comes to you and President Shithook, you both are nothing more than forcefully enslaving the working middle class. Go to hell you pretentious dick.
P.S. I don’t like the alternative any better, but the one upshot is with Romney the media will finally do it’s damn job again.
P.P.S. You have no room to talk about Ryan’s budget because at least the fucker had one. You and your cohorts haven’t had a budget in 3 years. You know why? Because you’re worse than a sailor on liberty in a whore house!
</end rant> Shit I need a beer.