Instead I owed my child molesting financially irresponsible uncle $600. So no gun for me, doubly so since I have to pay property taxes soon too.
I did however make myself feel a little better during the tail end of doing my taxes:
I wanted to avoid Turbo-Tax but it was the easiest for what all was involved this year. At least I had a little fun with it. I gave them a 1 because I actually used them.