Imagine the collective ass puckering and mental detonations if the NRA were to sponsor the NASCAR series. Not just a car, but the entire series.
The series trophy would be Charlton Heston holding an AR-15 and would be called the Dead Hands Cup. Imagine the screaming of the opposition as every where they looked were images and advertising from the NRA on national TV. The cries as the series winner stood up with a trophy with an AR-15 on top at the end.
Now as much fun as that would all be, I would rather send funds to the front line for the fight, but the fallout from the other side would be down right hilarious.
*Found in the drafts folder and I’m wondering why I never hit publish…