Christmas

Barron Barnett's picture

In which someone is probably offended.

For some reason many people get offended by this day or the oh so many other winter holidays.

Well, seriously people grow the fuck up.  I know there's some scrooges out there, not everyone believes the same things, but we're all a part of the same race.  When someone says Merry Christmas, they're being polite and extending a greeting.  If you're offended by that, well you're being a dick!  When a Jewish person says, "Happy Haunakah" to me I don't flip off the handle, I smile and extend the greeting back.

This is my pulpit so I can say whatever the hell I want.  So Merry FUCKING Christmas.  Seriously, you should partake in Dr. Joe's cure all today, the holiday is a perfect excuse. 

See again, if you're offended, just grow up and grow some thicker skin.  You may not agree with the way I said it, but you should at least agree with the sentiment.

Janelle Barnett's picture

Overheard in the living room

Barron: Isn't it interesting that we commit sodomy against angels by shoving a tree up their ass at Christmas?

Janelle: Interesting or ironic?

Barron: No ironic would be shoving the tree up baby Jesus!

Barron Barnett's picture

Winter Storms

Evidently there are some in my family who don't believe that the Palouse is/has been buried under snow for the past couple weeks. Well, considering I spent three hours re-clearing my driveway and sidewalks yesterday, and it's been a daily chore I say BS.

I took some pictures of my truck.

Barron Barnett's picture

Merry Christmas

I've been busy lately, and finally got a little of a break this afternoon after clearing out my driveway and sidewalks. It's supposed to begin dumping this afternoon again just in time for my birthday. I guess hell decided 25 years later to freeze over again.

Here's a picture from my front yard to wish everyone a merry Christmas from the Palouse.

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