I stumbled across this today and fell over laughing at the headline.

Why Bacon Is A Gateway To Meat For Vegetarians

I have the answer to that question, because it’s that freaking awesome. 

"I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post, which any human power can give." – Thomas Jefferson

I’m really craving a Bacon Explosion from CD’s Smoke Pit now.