Just got home after a very long day at work followed by a CAP meeting.  A friend in ARES is trying to get some extra senior membership in CAP to help rebuild the squadron. I fit the description.  So instead enjoy this quote from a CAP meeting tonight regarding bureaucracy in the government.

Me: That bureaucracy is spelled with a capital B.

Cadet: Umm sir, I think you mean that whole word is capitalized.

Me: As long as we both realize that forms must be in triplicate prior to saving your mother we're both on the same page.

Maybe you just had to be there.