So recently a hateful spiteful old man kicked the bucket. I think George Takei put it best:
Today, Mr. Phelps may have learned that God, in fact, hates no one. Vicious and hate-filled as he was, may his soul find the kind of peace through death that was so plainly elusive during his life.
One would always hope that the better side of an argument would exhibit self control and “be better” than those who are so angry and spiteful.
Last night though I started thinking about ways you could have fun with this. Again, be the better person but what if you didn’t have to be. What would you do?
My immediate thought was to get a squadron of Huey’s with loud speakers and buzz the funeral in a fashion much resembling this.
To which my friend Gay Cynic then said we need to go further. That is merely the intro for the “playlist”. Below is the playlist that was sitting in my inbox this morning.
We intro with my idea as above.
First song in the set:
This is followed with a remake of the following:
A remake with the following lyrics:
Ding Dong! The Bitch is dead. Which old Bitch? The Wicked Bitch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Bitch is dead.
Wake up – sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Bitch is dead. He’s gone where the goblins go,
Below – below – below. Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong’ the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Bitch is dead!
Third set in the set:
Fourth in the set:
Fifth in the set:
Sixth in the set:
To which we close with the following Postlude:
With the helicopters doing the dance sequence.
That will do quite nicely. If someone has the resources to make it happen, get video and I’ll edit it into something awesome! If not, well everyone just take pleasure in the thought exercise, and if it’s a thought exercise close it out with a strafing run as the Huey’s depart.