So Tuesday I mentioned an incident where some enterprising individual thought he would stand his ground with a bison and lost. I stated the following:
When armed however we are far superior to those other predators. It’s tools that make the difference and for that reason your position on the top of the food chain is considered negotiable to mother nature.
I have also previously talked about how we are self demoting ourselves and our position on the food chain. Well the situation isn’t getting any better. Actually it’s going down hill fast and it appears it is showing no signs of stopping.
Like several other neighborhoods in West Seattle, the Seola Beach area is sandwiched between ravines and greenbelts, so it’s not surprising that coyotes live there. But in the last few weeks the animals have been showing up more and more, and residents say the coyotes are taking an aggressive stand.
The solution to this problem isn’t to kill the varmints. No that would be bad. The answer is to live trap them and relocate them. Which is funny when you see the following shortly there after.
The situation actually is bad enough that parents are fearing for their children and keeping them inside. If you’re that fearful, why don’t you deal with the problem permanently. Relocating the animals is only temporary. Even then the animals no longer fear humans. They have no reason to.
The animals are acting aggressively towards humans because they do not appear to be a threat, and actually appear to be walking 180lbs meat popsicles with much smaller juicier varieties that haven’t aged as much. When their buddies bob and frank don’t eat dirt after being around humans they don’t associate humans as being dangerous.
For a long time wild animals avoid humans because by god if we saw them, we killed them. Animals learned, and rightfully so, who the top predator was. We have shoved our predatory status to the side though, and now many are acting surprised that wild life are learning there is no longer a need to fear humans.
Why should Wiley E. Coyote fear humans when a bunch of hippies have run to the state whining about how animals should be protected. How humans shouldn’t be allowed to hunt them. How the animals just want to live in peace and are not a threat to humans.
Yeah listen up there sparky and shut your patchouli eating ass up for a second and listen to me. Any wild animal if given the chance would kill you, doubly so if it is any type of predator. It is our tools and our history that causes animals to give us wide berth. You’re meddling with the system has lowered our status on the totem pole and has opened up innocent people to animal attack. Not only attack though but disease and pestilence carried by the animals is now left to spread unchecked.
Don’t come crying to me as this gets worse, and it will. Mice are already problems in DC, and what’s that, you can’t kill the mice? Mice that can carry bubonic plague and other diseases.
Do I like animals? Yes.
Do I kill animals for the “thrill of the kill”? No.
I kill them for many reasons ranging from food, to pest control, to effective conservation. Conservation? I hear you ask. Yes conservation since over population actually weakens a herd as a whole limiting available resources limiting the overall health of the animals.
Besides, none of you tree hugging hippies can say a damn thing to me. You know why? Because while I try to act ethically and put an animal out of it’s pain and suffering, you tree huggers made sure I spent an extra 45 minutes waiting to get the O.K. from the state. Why? Because you were delusional about the condition of the deer and what needed to be done. Yeah, who really cares about the animals again? Not to mention hunters spend way more on conservation than you tree huggers.
My suggestion to the residents, get some of these and start shooting the damn things.
h/t Ry via email.
Barron is the owner, editor, and principal author at The Minuteman, a competitive shooter, and staff member for Boomershoot. Even in his free time he’s merging his love and knowledge of computers and technology with his love of firearms.
He has a BS in electrical engineering from Washington State University. Immediately after college he went into work on embedded software and hardware for use in critical infrastructure. This included cryptographic communications equipment as well as command and control devices that were using that communications equipment. Since then he’s worked on just about everything ranging from toys, phones, other critical infrastructure, and even desktop applications. Doing everything from hardware system design, to software architecture, to actually writing software that makes your athletic band do its thing.