I am shocked, shocked I tell you. How is it another anointed individual of the IMPD was able to get behind the wheel of a vehicle while intoxicated. I have been informed numerous times that action is against the law and people keep telling me the law will stop crime and criminals!
At least this individual wasn’t on duty or in a police vehicle. You just have to appreciate the little things he did do.
State Sponsored Criminal #279: Daniel Kepler
Because drinking and driving is only bad when you’re not a member of the Indianapolis Metro Police Department.